some one so ugly that you even wonder how god green lighted that shit
caden garrison is a ugly ass mother fucker with no chin or jaw line
Glitched Metroid Password that can give you invencibility (only works on the 3DS Virtual Console version)
Bro I am so bad at metroid that I couldn't even beat it with ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER
Fucking bitch ass mother fucking cock sucker ass foreheeeed having ass mother fucker go slap your meat in a dumpster you come hat having ass imma beat the fuck out you kill yourself your a bitch ass mother fucker cock sucker cunt imma beat you to death and fuck your wife you retard you idiot incel man child kys
Man 1: fuck you
Chad: mother fucker cock sucker 😎
Aka. “Trent Powell”
A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.
Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.
Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.
Person1. Hey see that man over there near the playground holding a Tictac?
Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”
When a small inconvenience effects a Catholic life
I just stubbed my toe you son of a Protestant Pig fucker
a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex
Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker
A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th
Person 1: Hey Jamie, can you celebrate National Jamie Fuckers Day with me today?
Jamie: Yeah sure!