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To Wash the bed linen after an erotic dream is to pay the ghost.
The way you were moaning in your sleep last night i reckon you're gonna have to Pay the ghost. today
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Ghost's are dead. They don't pee. Something that doesn't exist no matter how many times someone says it does.
Desiree is a dumb mf for thinking ghost pee is a thing.
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At the mid point of the evening when you leave without saying good by to your friends to go home.
Person A: Wheres Grant gone?
Person B: I think he ghost busted outta of here
Person A: That Ghost Busting bast**d
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When you just sucked your mans dick and he came in your mouth. Then you share a drink or share a friends fork/spoon
Mark: Here wanna try some of my food.
Me: Sorry Mark I just ghost dicked you.
Mark: You sucked dick didn’t you ?
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A zip ghost is someone who smoked so much that they can no longer function.
Dam dude you smoked all my reefer and now your a zip ghost.
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(in Russian призрак с детородным органом) :
a) an offensive term for a Muslim wears the full body burqa, instead of simply the hijab
b) (as a replacement for paternalism): a new misogynistic method of parental control, and punishment, used by ISIS against their female captives
girl: I am considering converting to Islam
boy: do you want to look like a ghost with a sperm-box, as in definition a) above, or would you like to suffer under a misogynistic paternal order?
girl : eeuw....I've never seen or heard of such a thing, i mean as a punishment
boy: well that's what you'll suffer if you do convert to Islam, especially if you want to join ISIS
The feeling after being on a bender which offers up sweats, chills and shakes along with disturbed sleep and horrible dreams.
How are you feeling after that 3 day bender?
Aw man, a was riding the ghost train all last night, I feel like shit!