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To Wash the bed linen after an erotic dream is to pay the ghost.
The way you were moaning in your sleep last night i reckon you're gonna have to Pay the ghost. today
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Ghost's are dead. They don't pee. Something that doesn't exist no matter how many times someone says it does.
Desiree is a dumb mf for thinking ghost pee is a thing.
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A plane that you can hear but cant see..
Some guy: -hears plane then looks up trying too see it- "What teh ballz?! I can hear a plane but i cant see it?! huh..."
Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"
Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"
Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."
Some guy: "Oh right..."
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At the mid point of the evening when you leave without saying good by to your friends to go home.
Person A: Wheres Grant gone?
Person B: I think he ghost busted outta of here
Person A: That Ghost Busting bast**d
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When you just sucked your mans dick and he came in your mouth. Then you share a drink or share a friends fork/spoon
Mark: Here wanna try some of my food.
Me: Sorry Mark I just ghost dicked you.
Mark: You sucked dick didn’t you ?
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A zip ghost is someone who smoked so much that they can no longer function.
Dam dude you smoked all my reefer and now your a zip ghost.
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The feeling after being on a bender which offers up sweats, chills and shakes along with disturbed sleep and horrible dreams.
How are you feeling after that 3 day bender?
Aw man, a was riding the ghost train all last night, I feel like shit!