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slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

by vikings#1fan July 21, 2015

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Happy-Fun-Time

Another way to say 'sex' without your teacher knowing what you're talking about.

Hey Bob, did you hear that Stacy & Steve had happy-fun-time last night?

by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp December 20, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Toy Box

When a women shoves 10 to 12 sexual objects up her rectum, and her male partner has to shove his arm up to the elbow into her ass in order to retrive them. He then must sexually pleasure her with all of the objects. Multiple times.

Black Dude One: Hey homie what did you do last night?
Black Dude Two: Oh i hung out with that couguer Tywasha!
Black Dude One: Oh word?! How did it go?
Black Dude Two: We happy toy boxed so hard! She put 15 things up dat ass and when I pulled them all out they were covered in shit! Then I fucked her with each one 20 times!

by NelliyJuice January 13, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Birthday Bitch!

A phrased used to tell your best-girl "Happy Birthday".

Girl 1: Happy birthday bitch!

Birthday Girl: Thanks gurl, I'm gettin' fucked up tonight!

by L-Breezy March 14, 2007

26๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


happy fish kid

a kid that has downs syndrom

I drove by a happy fish kid standing in a bus shelter.And it looked like feeding time at the pet store.

by antous on topolots April 8, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nicaraguan Happy Meal

A bunch of bananas containing a very large and very angry spider.

Pedro just opened up a Nicaraguan happy meal and got his finger taken off by the toy surprise!

by Hydra Shaftoe February 26, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


happy poo carrot

not a good thing
just think about it

"I heard Big Gal Al had a happy poo carrot yesterday"

"That couldn't have been a good thing"

by brenda! February 14, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž