crazy cakes

not to be confused with your average deranged pastry, the term "crazy cakes" is used to express an extreme degree or abundance of a physical object or idea

martina is cool like crazy cakes

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Cake Nazi

A person or business that denies service to another person based on preconceived notions or personal religious beliefs. Extra douche points are awarded to the Cake Nazi if they in fact discriminate indiscriminately, i.e. they are happy to take money from anyone in their restaurant but won't cater specifically to a gay wedding; or won't bake a cake for a Muslim's wedding but will for a Christian's wedding even if it is a different denomination of church than theirs'.

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my rainbow icing."

"Icing, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free icing."

"You want icing?"
"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"
"What?"

"No cake for you!"
DAMN CAKE NAZI.

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cake brownie

a person who is insecure or crumbly.

"dude is softer than a cake brownie."

"leave it to leonard to turn all cake brownie and make shit awkward."

"why you gotta get all cake brownie on me? do i look like i give a napkin?!"

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rice cakes

that one food that you can eat all the time

"damn ella you still eating rice cakes?

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Cake ass

A combination of “easy ass” and “piece of cake” used to describe a sufficiently easy job or set of tasks.

Hey, did you hear? Billy just got that cake ass job making a shit load more money.

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Cheese Cake

the manner of cuming on a girls pussy and rubbing it all in.

Last night my girlfriend was depressed because i gave her a strawberry shortcake instead of a Cheese Cake.

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bake a cake

An expression used to showing how grateful and indebted you are to someone.

Contrary to popular opinion this does not come from the act of actually baking someone a cake to thank them. It actually comes from the dance move known as baking the cake. The baking the cake move can be considered a form of thanks between friends in a party context.

Thanks for letting me use your flat for the party. I'll bake a cake for you.

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