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What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:
A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
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B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!
Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*
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Mark H. Bringing you more funny defs since February 2004.
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This is used to descride the first week when a teeneager gets his/her car. It is known because during this period there is usually a no eating no driking policy. Usually this is the time also when they are most protective
Allie: Hey wanna ride to Dell Taco
Capri: No i dont want anybody in my car and absolutly no trash
Allie: pfft. what a first week car
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a exotic car such as a ferrari or a big SUV such as a hummer used to make up for having a small cock. NOT a muscle car.
*ferrari pulls up to light,revs engine* dude 1: haha,check the fag in the ferrari dude 2: he's gotta be compensating,that's a total small penis car.
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A slang way to ask for the drug, xanax over the phone.
Riding in cars with boys, my house...five minutes.
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A person, usually a teenager who drives his parents’ sports car, who believes his, parents, V6 can and will beat all cars on the road including but is not limited to: Camaros with v8s, mustang GT's, Firebirds and Trans Am’s, Chargers, Challengers, Corvettes, Imports of all kinds, especially Civics, and basically anything on the road that has four tires and an engine. They usually baby their car like it’s a priceless artifact that should be put into a museum or kept in the garage all year-round. Some even go as far as putting stickers on their cars to attempt to fool others into thinking it is faster such as putting a GT or Cobra emblem on a v6 Mustang or a SS OR Z28 Badge on a Camaro: Stickers do not make the car any faster or more desirable nor does sunglasses and a leather jacket make the person cooler! These cars usually reek of cigarettes, and excessive pride and Axe Body Spray. This is not limited to all entry level sports cars, just the ones that parents buy for their teenagers that are driven and treated like they are a Ferrari.
Tony:"Bro, My mustang (V6 sports car) is totally sick. its soo fast for a v6. I can beat anything."
Eric:"Then why did we just get passed by a school bus..."
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An automobile powered by batteries that has seen political supression over the past decade due to no need for oil changes, tune-ups, or servicing, motors that last over 500,000 miles, along with no need for crude oil in which to derive its fuel. With current technology, they can have both competitive range to an internal combustion powered car and high horsepower. See www.nedra.com for electric cars that kill Vipers and Corvettes at the racetrack. www.plasmaboyracing.com has another notable example.
At $3 per gallon, this phat electric car be totally pimp. See that muthafucka in that Vette? His ass 'bout to get raped.
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When a man cums on another mans chest and then rubs his head in it in a circular fashion.
I still have jizz in my hair from giving Daniel a Norweigen car wash.
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