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A male let's his testicular scrotam hang over a female's optical receptors, allowing the testicles to hang freely. The female then inserts a finger into the male's rectum acting as though it is a light switch. The male remains in this position until the female flips the light switch again.
Did you hear that Mikey gave Sharlene hangdown lights?
He hasn't been able to sit straight since.
A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.
You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.
23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
When you become so good at gaslighting it turns into diesel lighting
“Patricia won’t stop diesel lighting me”
Mature way of saying "friends with benifits". Used when adults are in the beginning stages of a relationship when sex is encouraged by both parties.
I would like to be light friends with you.
Mature way of saying "friends with benifits". Used when adults are in the beginning stages of a relationship when sex is encouraged by both parties.
I would like to be light friends with you.