uber wicked mad awesome

The infinite source of greatness. Someone who carries themself with class, style and pure chic - ness. They are slick, hype and just pure balla! Possible sources of some greatness stem from atributes such as : Being a blond haired blue eyed babe, great listening skills, being caring, creating lots of smiles, rocking at guitar hero / rock band, having punk rock princesses, playing rugby.. etc.

Hey!! This is my friend Aaron, he is uber wicked mad awesome! Its pure craziness :)

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mad doggin it off the couch

squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone

me and my old lady was mad doggin it off the couch and brother let me tell you it was great!!

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Mad lad living creatures respector

A mad lad that respects not only women but also men, animals and every inanimate object.

Two bros talking:

Bro 1: Hey man, I just upgraded to mad lad today.

Bro 2: O really? You suck... I'm a mad lad living creatures respector.

I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...

Son, I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

MD 20/20 (Mad Dog)

Sweet sweet wine, better than 40 oz., and the coca cola of the poor.
Less alcohol than booze, but more(and far tastier than) malt liquor

Before we rolled, we all killed a Mad Dog, to keeep us buzzin

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don't get mad, get even

a saying that someone says to another when that person has been wronged.

it dosen't make sense because the only reason someone would want to get even is BECAUSE they are mad/upset.

person 1: "OMFG! my teacher gave me detention for something i didn't even do!"

person 2: "don't get mad, get even."

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lol y u mad tho?

knowing that he/she is upset, they tell u there not upset, but you make a joke out of it and ask them why their angry knowing the answer already and just to make him/her more upset.

- "lol y u mad tho?" "i just said i wasn't!" "but you sound like it"

-"god damn, you beat me again! what ever, i didn't even feel like playing any way!" "lol y u mad tho?"

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