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A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.
Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.
"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.
He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*
“ Like cmon these were all clearly written by middle school girls” -Matthew
Matthew is the most gorgeous boy I've ever seen. He's beyond amazing. He's really sweet, charming and probably the nicest human you've ever met. He's the definition of perfection. Everything about him feels so fresh like the daylight sky in the morning. There's nothing unlikeable about him. He feels like a summer breeze. He's fun to be around and there wouldn't be any dull moment with him. He's like bathed in sunlight and his love is as warm as a juicy caramel sauce. I just couldn't imagine my life without him. He's my best source of comfort. He's like an adorable little kitty rolling around playfully in the middle of daisies field. His positive energy around has enchant and locked me in. And I want my Matthew to stay forever in my life. I love you, Matthew baby <3
Forever with you is where I want to be.
I love you so much.
There's only one guy I want to ended up with. And it's my Matthew. It'll always be him.
Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.
I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.
A male that is sweet,cute,lovable,kind,intelligent, and friendly.He can be a great boyfriend to ladies if you treat him right and he can be really annoying when it comes to friend but he funny.
Matthew is great ,Matthew is bad but nice
Matthew Is the most greatest guy you’ll ever meet he’s there for everyone and is always trying to help he can be really happy but when alone has tears in his eyes he’s been threw a lot but is always there for his siblings he has so much support for his family and works as hard as he can everyday.
Person 1.Omg! Matthew is super kind I wish he was my brother
Person 2. I know right he’s the best
A sweet and genuine person. He is usually a very funny guy and never fails to make you laugh. He is someone you can talk to once and fall for him instantly. He has the sweetest smile and an amazing personality. Matthew is a special person, once you meet one you'll know what I'm talking about. Matthew always speaks the truth, he knows how to compliment you well and will never fail to speak his mind. Find yourself a Matthew and don't lose him.
Oh yeah that's definitely a Matthew.