meat oboe

Penis - usually black.

See skin flute

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meat gazer

N. When a man is staring at another mans crotch in a homosexual way while the unsuspecting male is being victimized.

"Ah dude watch out for this meat gazer in the Cowboy's jersey."

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Meat Ghost

A sheet with a small hole cut into it placed upon a spooky dong.

My vagina is still haunted since that meat ghost covered it in ectoplasm.

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Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there's an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed.

Ugh I woke up with the meat sweats

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meat pie

When the vagina mound is visible through tight0fitting clothing

Deanna Troi has a has a meat pie, so we affectionately refer to her as 'meat pie'.

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Rainbow Meat

A person who supports relationships that are pedophilic or incestuous in nature (usually in the fiction sense). Synonymous with 'pro-shipper' and coined by the Hannibal fandom.

"This person on twitter has a rainbow emoji followed by the meat emoji in their bio. What does that mean?"
"It means they identify as a rainbow meat. They think it's okay for adult characters to be in romantic and/or sexual relationships with child characters and/or their family members."

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meat sandwich

A vagina that looks well used, with labia and bits hanging out.

"some guys like a real meat sandwich pussy but not me, I'm more of an envelope sorta guy"

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