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You should ask your friends to do this.
One of two things will happen.
They will either be uncomfortable or they will start pulling their pants down.
If they do indeed start stripping. RUN.
"MOM HELP MY FRIEND JUST TOOK A PISS IN MY MOUTH.
Busting a load in someone’s mouth.
Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!
A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
A person who has probably had a series of mini-strokes, and is unable to form complete sentences, or express an idea due to the neurological damage.
I never have any idea what Frandy Sanzmeir is trying to say.
yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.
If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
When someone from Maryland repeatedly gives a mouth hug to a Krak’in 2.0 device and erroneously gives themselves a stout shot to the snout.
The distinct gentleman from Maryland gave his Krak’in 2.0 a Maryland Mouth Hug repeatedly and wound up taking multiple foamy ropes to the cheeks.
noun: A condition in which one attempts to both say a number and visually represent it with one's fingers, yet the numbers are almost always accidentally unequal.
Samuel said, "Seeya at five," but only held up two fingers because he has hand-mouth dyslexia.