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*drowns and only Jake can save me*
You're probably a smol bean in royale high if you say this.
Drowns and only Jake can save me
Jake: stfu I'm done with you.
A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.
If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”
Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”
30 minutes later…
Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”
Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”
Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”
The first album released by Blow Gorgeous in 2021. He locked himself in his room and didn’t leave until he was famous.
I had covid 3 weeks ago, can i leave my room now?
Ya you can…That’s a great record btw!
Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?
What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.
A: Eminem's white.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Tupac's dead.
B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.
B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Jessica alba is hot.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up
girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster
A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed
You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)
You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk