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When you nut and pass out
Person 1: Yo Greg last night I Blackout Nutted and woke up at 12:00 am
Person 2: What time did you blackout at
Person 1: 10 am
—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.
A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.
Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.
Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
When you drop your nuts on someone’s head.
Bro I’m gonna go on a Nut Dropping spree. Hide your sister
When you need to release a big fat nut and you ask for help from one of your trusted pals
Bobby: "Hey dude can you help me out and be my support nut?"
Beter: "Sure can my dude but, no homo"
Bobby: "Is it okay if I release it on your mouth brother?"
Beter: "Sure my dude but, no kisses cuz' that shit gay"
When something sucks so bad all you can say is that it’s “some nuts.”
“This is Some Nuts”
“Damn work was Some Nuts”
Person A: “Hey, how was the movie?”
Person B: “Dude, it was Some Nuts. I literally walked out halfway through.”
A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.
Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.