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Future Cock Block (FCB) is a term used when another male tells a perspective female something that will forever destroy his chances with said woman. Anytime in the future when the man tries to hook up with the woman, he will be denied.
"Dude, I told Jackie you slept with some random fattie. She has a b/f now, but if she's ever available, I think I've future cock blocked you."
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A female who looks good from far away but not when in close proximity.
"Ohh no not her she's a block-o-two. She look good from a block or two."
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what you do to your boyfriend when he pisses you off. Usually to get him to either do something or dump you so that you don't feel bad.
girl 1: i decided to cock block my boyfriend
Girl 2: y?
girl 1: he forgot my birthday and didn't appologize
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verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.
dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block
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You've been stuck somewhere, usually a meeting involving your boss and you have to take a poop real bad. You somehow endure the pain of going through the entire period of the meeting to the finish and then you run to the bathroom. Just as your about to enter the only stall someone jumps in and occupies the toilet.
Man brian from IT F#&%ing poop blocked me yesterday.
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Woman who gets around. Has many sexual partners.
Do you know who I hooked up with? Rachel! (You mean Jenny from the block? Everyone has fool.)
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One who prevents someone from sexually scoring on them.
Emily was with taylor, and taylor went for some action, and emily cock block bitched his cock.
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