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toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 5, 2022


Skibidi Toilet 2nd Episode

This is the plot episode for the first skibidi toilet episode

Skibidi Toilet 2nd Episode

The POV-Cameraman hides around the corner of a couple of houses, likely nearby the Episode fighting place. A Speakerman and a skibidi toilet ran down from the street and hide behind the rubble. A couple of Monitormen teleport in, an explosion was heard the camera pans over, the Mega Giant Toiletwoman walks down the street and threw a car on the street. A Phoneman drops down from the roof and suddenly Titan TV Man teleports in front of Mega Giant Toiletwoman as both fight each others, Titan TV Man shoves Mega Giant Toiletwoman away and threw a punch directly to Mega Giant Toiletwoman's head as she dodged, the punch however hits her shoulder toilet. To her aids, a Giant Skibidi Toilet sneaked up behind the Titan TV Man and headbutt Titan TV Man in the back. The Titan TV Man turned around and punched the Giant Skibidi Toilet while Mega Giant Toiletwoman fleed from the scene. The camera pans over to the Titan TV Man as it slowly disappear out of vicinity, the camera then pans back to the Speakerman as he shrugged

by James R. Crowe March 23, 2024


toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet

WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal

by Longdonglara September 3, 2021


Toilet giggle

Laughing at graffiti in toilets

Haha just been for a piss..had right Toilet giggle

by rottencock September 12, 2017


toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.

by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024

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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.

by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024

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That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 19, 2023