Wet Billy

The act of blowing your load on your partner's back, then proceeding to scoop some up with your finger and stick your finger in her ear. The ultimate Wet Willy.

After I gave my wife a Wet Billy, she had to go to her E.N.T. doctor to have her ear cleaned out.

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wet nipple

a very alcoholic drink containing tequila, vodka, champagne, jamaican rum, and sky

hey do you want anything?.... Yeah get me a wet nipple

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wet wilma

a relative of the wet willie, Wet Wilma is the act of licking your finger and then inserting into a female stripper's "glory hole"

the bouncer escorted the man out of the club after he gave the dancer a "Wet Wilma".

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Wet German

A sexual act involving a burly, bearded German who has had a meal of sausage and beer, and has the juices from both caught in his facial-hair. With these juices covering his beard and mouth, the German performs fellatio on a woman, coming away with a sloppy-mix of food and sexual liquid on his face.

"Did you see all that weird, greasy crap in his beard? That guy looks like he gave a wet German!"

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wet queff

Cramming a waterhose up a girls ass while thrusting a cock in and out of her vagina hole.

Yesterday I installed a hose on my house; what's the reason you ask? To get a wet queff out of it.

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wet wedgie

When you shit and it gets wedged around your penis or vagina

When we went cliff jumping. I got a wet wedgie when hit the water.

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wet blanket

After having sex with a girl, you go into the bathroom and wipe the pussy juice off of your dick with a washcloth. When returning to the bedroom, you throw the washcloth on the girl's face. Thus giving her a wet blanket.

My girlfriend kept complaining how warm the room temperature was, so I shut her up by giving her a wet blanket.

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