shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit

"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me

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Captain Saggy Pants

one who looks like they shit themselves.

KALA aka captain saggy pants.

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eat pant conar

just eat it pussy

Funny guy: "eat pant conar LOLW"

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check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

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Mr. Poopy Pants

A grumpy male with such a poor attitude, it would lead you to believe that he might just have a pile of poop sitting in his pants.

Babies are always grumpier when they have poop in their diapers... Thus a Mr. Poopy Pants

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Katie Hot Pants

An alcoholic drink popular in Northeast Ohio which consists of grenadine and 1.5 ounces of Stoli Raspberry Vodka dropped in 1/2 pint of Red Bull (done as a shot).

Hey barkeep, lets get a round of Katie Hot Pants over here.

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Douchebag Faggy Pants

The kid who you just want to beat the shit out of. The Annoying Faggot who is just asking to get slapped in the face with a massive cock.

Jack is a Douchebag Faggy Pants

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