A sex act whereby a man masturbates and saves his ejaculate, later wiping it on his partner.
Have a Blue Peter.... here's one I made earlier.
A villain in the book "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" He uses snowballs to vandalize Buckingham Palace before the rugged, middle-aged hero Lawrence Swanson discovers his evil plot to mildly annoy Queen Victoria for all eternity.
Lad 1: I was just reading "Sweet Balls of Jesus! What is goin' on er'!" lately. What do you think of the villain, Peter Sutcliffe?
Lad 2: Oh, he's an absolute monster! Giving the Queen nightmares like that!
an absolute asshole
chav
37iq
no one likes him
Oh no, it's Peter Miginly!
Oh him? He's nothing. Ignore him
When a dog smells a blown out pussy
He isn’t just sniffing, he’s checking for peter piping!
The way of asking a friend to help you raise a Peter Griffin on Roblox, but in a cool way
When one is in a hurry or is rushed. “Shake a Peter” also can be used as Peter shakin’ when one is bored.
“Shake a Peter boys, we’re late!”
Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !