Phone Wreck

Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.

I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.

Dummy Phone

An old Apple iPhone that still works through wifi like an iPod Touch, but cannot be used for any cellular features meaning it cannot work if not on wifi.

Person 1: Why does your apple email pop up?
PErson 2: Because you're on my dummy phone.
Person 1: Ohhh, put me on your main phone and not this hoe phone.

girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(

“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night”

phone cyph

2 people or more sit otp or live and smoke with each-other

“ yo you tryna phone cyph “

Stucking Phoned

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.

John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.

Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.

Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*

answerving your cell phone

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.

I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.