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A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.
Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?
When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.
Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!
It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk
- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu
When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.
Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!
A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery
B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur
Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone
Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens
The act of people calling their friends around Christmas time and singing holiday songs to each other.
Hey Im gonna call you later with a bunch of other people- were going phone caroling.