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When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies
Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober
A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.
After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.
When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
The oily spot left on your blankets or couch where a cat sleeps.
I have to buy a new blanket every few months because the cat ring won't wash off.
An annoying little girl who cant control her self and begs for gummy candies constantly. Her only friend is Jesus. She wears nasty retainers that are almost as gross as her soul. Shes an all around repulsive person please stay away from her.
Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth
Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!