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To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.
"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"
To vigorously pound the butt of those named "Greg" in specific with BBC.
Brb I will run this extreme after I smoke a fag.
After someone completely pisses you off it is the act of lighting up your cigarette or cigar before or during you going completely off on someone or ignoring orshunning them completely. Often times resulting in blowing smoke in the face of someone intentionally or unintentionally due to not giving a fuck.
You know when she lights up her fuck you smoke the fight is about to be on.
Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.