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A bowl of water with ice in it.
College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.
ingredients: onions, garlic, water, green onions, salami, green beans, soy sauce, fish sauce, plum sauce, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chilli flakes, pepper.
recipe:
slice an onion until you have 15 even pieces, 3 pieces of garlic as well
put the pieces in a bowl with lots of water and microwave for 5 minutes on high or 7 minutes on low
pour the onions, garlic and onion water in bowl
add 10 slices of salami sliced
add onion and garlic powder
add the rest to your desired taste.
wow this onion soup recipe is mad fye el hombre
Man we sure did get high off of that pot last night, but we really got wasted when we drink the head weed soup!
When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA
O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!
When you take a large log in a toilet and stir it up in the toilet water till its nice and smooth.
"Hah! just got that loser so hard"
"How so?"
"I made some skibidi soup and gave him a swirly in it"
One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.
I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad