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The act of putting your nose inside your significant other's ass, and then proceeding to try to touch your nose with your tongue.
My girlfriend wanted me to do a rhino bar yesterday, and luckily my tongue isn't long enough.
The act of shitting in your hand and jerking off with it.
Steve likes to masturbate with shit in his hand. He then licks his fingers clean of the Kentucky Snickers Bar.
the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.
"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"
towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
When male is flirted with by a female who has the sole purpose of getting free drinks from that male.
Joe 1: Joe, that girl bar raped you hard back there.
Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.
Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.
A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!
“That creature, Noel was being a complete bar sloth last night.”
Noun- A frozen log of shit in a condom used to replace a ghetto woman's missing dildo. It reminds some of a nutty bar, hence it's name.
During that crazy ass party a couple days ago that bitch sharquania jacked my dildo so I had to make one a dem ghetto nutty bars.