something that you type when you're bored and confused
"I like russian minions, green eyes, brown hair, muscular, atleast 170 pounds."
Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.
Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!
The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.
"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."
The sexuall act of sucking a womans clitterous so hard that it becomes red and lumpy like that of a ripe razberry.
Girl: "Hey babe will give me a Russian Razberry?"
Guy: "No, your vagina reminds me of fish scampi!"
A Russian anal gape associated with the pornstar alysa gap.
Omg did you see the size of that Russian coin purse? I could fit a years salary in there.
When you rip out anal beads in a speed so fast it is like you are ripping the cord on a beyblade
I did Russian beyblade with my girl last week and she is still not talking to me