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one of the stupideszt sayings ever.
bob: omg i shit my pantz
John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles
bob: stfu fag.
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A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.
That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.
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Yellow, blue, and pink cookie, soft and chewy. Sold at Giant Eagle stores for $2.99, you luckily get 6 cookies with your small investment. Delicious cookie, colors vary, BEST IF EATEN IN THE FIRST 3 DAYS OF PURCHASE.
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When your crush tells you they only want a hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.
Dude, you told me I can't eat the cookies, so I didn’t eat the cookies and now you're mad at me for not eating the cookies when I Always Wanted the Cookies!!
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This is said when something bad has happened to someone - implying that it is was just bad luck.
Could also suggest that this bad luck had to happen to someone.
Tony: Oh gawd - I got paired with Micky D?
Matthew: That's the way the cookie crumbles!
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When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?
I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
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Pure Vanilla cookie is used to describe someone who is amazing, beautiful, majestic, perfect. I have an unhealthy obsession with him he consumes my thoughts the only thing I can think about is him. I talk to him in game like he’s a real person and his backstory makes me cry.
(My Tiktok is apurevanillamybelovedd BY THE WAY)
Pure Vanilla Cookie is hot I love him so much.
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