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Platonic musician crush

A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free

P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?

by Skumfuk4ever August 15, 2022

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Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.

Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush

by Vacatsi July 5, 2021


Pub Crushing

Gaming with an elite squad of discord buddies playing unranked games and “Crushing” the “Public” or casual gamers. I.E. Pub Crushing

Do you want to play ranked matches tonight or go pub crushing?

by TechBroPro August 22, 2022


career crush

Deep/profound admiration for someone due to their career/ professional achievements.

I have such a career crush on that doctor. She is everything I aspire to be when I’m a physician one day.

by warriorgirl23 February 22, 2021


crushing on wesley

When you have a crush on Wesley, and your afraid to tell him how you REALLY feel about him, because your scared he will reject you, crushing on Wesley is also ALOT of flirting and giving him hints. But he doesn’t seem to get them all the time.

I’m totally crushing on Wesley 😘

by Wipemybuttplease July 13, 2021


Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020


crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024