Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/
Another official name for Gordan King Ryan, who is the best no gi Brazilian Jiujitsu fighter in the world. There's no need for additional definition. Just remember, whenever you hear the term no gi goat, it is referring to Gordan King Ryan.
I saw no gi goat tonight at Pizza Nova
I am going to dress as no gi goat for Halloween
Phrase
One who is being obnoxiously loud/ over excited.
Levi, settle down your scaring the goat!
A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.
What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
The same as calling something bullshit.
Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!
When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.
OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!
Refers to being a master of your craft, and having your own distinct style, but being in a state where you haven't shown the world your true ability.
This can also refer to people thinking that you are trash, and then showing them that you have talent.
"Damn, he's the goat in the sheep skin!"