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God Zoned

(1) The event of being rejected as a relationship partner for religious reasons.

(2) Being friend zoned for religious reason.

(3) being friend zoned...because jesus

bro: she said she wanted her relationships to be "biblicaly okay"

Bro 2 : dude your god zoned

by the dearly ditched August 6, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Look at god

When someone uses this phrase it means someone did something practical or something out of the ordinary for themselves

Me *has worn pants for the whole school year until prom*

Mom: Alex is in a dress? Look at god

by Bidftw October 22, 2018

30๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vodka of the Gods

The plastic, $10 handles of vodka Trader Joe's sells, mainly to broke college students and alcoholics. Ingesting will lead to hangovers not for the faint of heart.

My parents thought they'd be smart and give me Trader Joe's gift cards so I could only buy food with the money instead of booze and weed - too bad they didn't think of Vodka of the Gods! ...now I just need to find someone who'll accept microwavable meals in exchange for ganja....

by PeachieSoKeen June 4, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


God Cock

What religious people are said to suck on by some in the atheist community.

That family really sucks the god cock.

by Bonkerstheclown January 10, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


God-damned

Someone (or something) that has been rebuked by God as being unholy and beyond salvation.

Also spelled "goddamned" by the ignorant.

All y'all God-damned motherfuckers are gunna' die!

by nihil8r March 17, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


nectar of the gods

The female wetness the occurs during arousal.

MMM, I love the taste of my girl when I'm going down on her. NECTAR OF THE GODS!

by Modelo December 24, 2009

110๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


oh god

the phrase you scream when you drop freshly made coffee on your body;

may be followed with the phrase "why me?!"

can be replaced with "oh my god" or "ouch!"

Oh god!! I just dropeed the steaming coffee on my chest! Why me?!

by infamous_xo April 21, 2009

40๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž