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A woman who loves to make jam, cakes, or pies or just take care of her man.
Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.
Something that will get you in trouble
Them lies gone jam you yet.....
Jam Roll refers to Parole when in prison - and hopefully getting some!
'I'm putting all my hope on Jam Roll this year...'. or, 'he's got no chance of Jam Roll'
Jam made of animals, or a game for 5 year old wolf LARPers
Closet furry: *Barks and howls looks at Patricia*
Patricia: Pls give diamonds
Animal Jam
A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”