file association war

when programs on your computer declare war on each other, stealing each other's default filetypes (like video being opened by quicktime, itunes, windows media player, or VLC). They keep fighting over them, driving the user crazy.

Aargh! My programs are in a file association war. First realplayer opens mp3 files, then itunes, then windows media player! Make them stop!!!

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Mexican tree war

When two groups of Mexicans (usually gangs) run out of bullets and resort to climbing trees and throwing tacos at the enemy

I was once caught in the middle of a Mexican tree war

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Roblox War Groups

ROBLOX war groups are ran by teenagers who takes ROBLOX way to serious. If you join a ROBLOX war group you are expected to make NO mistakes or you WILL be punished. You are required to be in a discord server after joining, and must be 13+. Sometimes they do a google form application for a certain role, for a roblox game. You must be professional in the application like applying for a real life job, or you no get accepted. Most high ranks are toxic af, or take this a joke. I suggest you DO NOT join one, as it is a bad experience.

Person 1: Aren’t Roblox War Groups gay?
Person 2: Yeah dude worst part of ROBLOX

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My Hands To War

A band from Arkansas that combines screamo/hardcore/metal with quirkiness and catchy hooks that are actually not that good.

Person 1: "My Hands To War is playing tonight? Wanna go watch them?"

Person 2: "Nah. I'd rather stay home and play World of Warcraft."

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Eraser Burn War

When you take the end of an eraser and rub it against your skin for a long time, quickly. A friend does the same thing to themselves and who ever can last the longest rubbing the eraser on their skin wins.

Christopher and I have killer scars from our eraser burn war, it hurt for weeks!

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post-star wars

Any event that happened after May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.

Bob : When did you meet your wife, Tom?

Tom : Post-Star Wars in 1980.

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World War 5

A World War so intense it skips over the other two

Oh no that’s the beauty of World War 5 Lois, it’s so intense it skips over the other two.

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