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being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman
Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!
The funniest name to give a train. Also called "GB Railfreight" Ngl.
Hey its GB Railfreight! Big brain time. Wait it's Dick Mabbutt?
- SOme guy over there 2022
After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.
"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.
to physically witness a revealed penis in person.
Sure iv'e watched porn but this was my first encounter with a live dick, and it was the real deal.
A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.
*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…
Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!
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When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.
“How was it with the new chick the other night?”
~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“