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lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.

Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

by chickenXscratch November 15, 2008


Super straight

Someone who doesn't date trans people
Similes include: transphobes, assholes, homophobes, dicks, ect

Trans woman:hey want to go put
Twat:No Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT i OnLy DaTe ReAl GiRlS
Trans woman:oh you mean you are transphobic
Twat:nO iM nOt

by Webb 131 March 11, 2021


Super Straight

Someone who is transphobic in disguise.

Person 1 : I’m super straight!
Person 2 : so your transphobic
Person 1 : ...How did you know?

by Superstraight_phobic March 08, 2021


Super Straight

FAKE sexuality made bye transphobes to joke, trans people,

I'm super Straight, Oh so your a piece of shit

by ._rocketship_.1 April 06, 2021


Super Straight

A sexual preference for members of the opposite sex, whom have remained the same sex since birth.

After years of being made to feel like an outcast and a lesser person for my preferences, I’m finally able to define and be proud of said preference. I am Super Straight.

by South London and Proud March 07, 2021


Super straight

The title used when men are so far in the closet they want to make a sexuality based on excluding trans people. They also like trans men and have Urophilia: Arousal to urine or urinating others, won’t admit it.

Person one: “ I’m super straight

Person two: “go die” *pushes them off a cliff

by Super straightphobic and proud March 07, 2021


Super Straight

a fake and invalid sexuality invented by tiktok user kyleroyce in which straight 14 year olds call themselves to exclude a desire to date trans women (aka open transphobia). the black and orange flag they use with “SS” on it was designed by a 4chan user to secretly make these lowlifes use a nazi symbol. stupidly enough, if these people only date biological women, that would include trans men. buffoonery all around. a true circus.

ethan: “i’m super straight.”
everyone ever: “more like super single. choke and die.”

by heyimcloud March 08, 2021