When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.
Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
Someone who doesn't date trans people
Similes include: transphobes, assholes, homophobes, dicks, ect
Trans woman:hey want to go put
Twat:No Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT i OnLy DaTe ReAl GiRlS
Trans woman:oh you mean you are transphobic
Twat:nO iM nOt
Someone who is transphobic in disguise.
Person 1 : I’m super straight!
Person 2 : so your transphobic
Person 1 : ...How did you know?
FAKE sexuality made bye transphobes to joke, trans people,
I'm super Straight, Oh so your a piece of shit
A sexual preference for members of the opposite sex, whom have remained the same sex since birth.
After years of being made to feel like an outcast and a lesser person for my preferences, I’m finally able to define and be proud of said preference. I am Super Straight.
The title used when men are so far in the closet they want to make a sexuality based on excluding trans people. They also like trans men and have Urophilia: Arousal to urine or urinating others, won’t admit it.
Person one: “ I’m super straight”
Person two: “go die” *pushes them off a cliff”
a fake and invalid sexuality invented by tiktok user kyleroyce in which straight 14 year olds call themselves to exclude a desire to date trans women (aka open transphobia). the black and orange flag they use with “SS” on it was designed by a 4chan user to secretly make these lowlifes use a nazi symbol. stupidly enough, if these people only date biological women, that would include trans men. buffoonery all around. a true circus.
ethan: “i’m super straight.”
everyone ever: “more like super single. choke and die.”