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Anal sex in Spanish penis land
I'm gonna eat your vagina peanut
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When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.
Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?
A: He has vagina poisoning.
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Noun ; when your douche bag boyfriend has a jelly mold and porn on his browser at any given moment also known as total douche bag 😂
Omg I found Dan’s jelly vagina launched in his bed frame. What a nasty pig!
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“Are you homosexual?”
“Nah I’m married to a vagina wielder “
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When a vagina hasn't been shaved and is very hairy.
Dude I banged a girl last night and she had total vagina lion.
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When you fuck dat v so hard that you can fit your whole leg inside of it
I have Brittney a nice vagina stretch
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This is an adventurous woman who performs this act of taking a shit in front of her partner while her partner is sucking off her pussy. Much like the original blumpkin .
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