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"toothed vagina"; in literature "a devouring, dangerous and alien female"
Canada is constructed as a devouring, dangerous and alien female, even a vagina dentata.
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1. When you shove foreign objects up your vagina at the grocery store. Said items cause the vagina to overheat, crush shit and make cookies.
2.When a infected vagina is so warm it can bake cookies.
3.Vagina fever- when a vagina reaches hot temperatures. May be caused by exploding cans, having a tampon in for a long period of time, being overly horny, etc
1. Famished after contracting vagina fever following a rigorous sex act, I stuck cookie dough in my vagina to bake a quick snack.
2.After visiting the store, she mysteriously collapsed. Assuming it was vagina fever, paramedics examined her and removed 15 pieces of make-up from her vaginal and anal cavities.
3.I was at the grocery store and was horny as fuck so I shoved a cookie dough can up my Pussy not knowing I had vagina fever so it baked the cookies
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When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting
You have whiskey dick, I have drunk vagina maybe we should do this another time
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When you put cold yogurt on a spoon and shove it inside a woman's vagina.
Ex. "She was moaning so loud when I gave her the yogurt vagina!"
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Anal sex in Spanish penis land
I'm gonna eat your vagina peanut
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When you fuck dat v so hard that you can fit your whole leg inside of it
I have Brittney a nice vagina stretch
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This is an adventurous woman who performs this act of taking a shit in front of her partner while her partner is sucking off her pussy. Much like the original blumpkin .
blumpkin fetish kink kinky oral sex vagina blumpkin
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