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I know what the fuck I am talking about.
Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”
A Brett Willis Perriam refers to a person going through a mid life crisis at an early stage of life, More than likely a raging alcoholic with an urge to Bed a toothless wool handler on the regular basis. (Brett Willis Perriam was known to be an alcoholic, pickpocket and thief around the victorian age)
Joe Bloggs: I'm definitely drinking and making love to a creature tonight after fleecing a thousand dollars on the pokies. after Jordan: Oh mate, you're a bit of a Brett Willis Perriam.
When a YT boy forces you to smoke weed with him while you plays guitar for you
Bonus points if he has dreads.
“I thought we were gonna go see a movie or something but he Willy Nelsoned me”
“Nah I’m good on that joint my tinder date just Willy Nelsoned me”
When you wet willie a bitch then put the blunt out in they’re ear
“Look at Katie over there chillin, minding her own business... imma give her a sizzle willie”
The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.
"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"
"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"
a willis monke is a mega hot dude who pulls all women, men, and objects. Has huge cock. Is a white and loves women and is not gay. All women want him and always want his snap. Women surround him.
Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear
“Dude, he gave me a fucking brown willy! We gotta stop hanging out with him….”