Working on Update's

Windows most annoying feature

Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?

Person 2: No I have Windows update

Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer

working at subway

when you'r looking pretty sub-missive and bread-able

Hey homie, yur're looking like you are working at subway tonight. Mind if I get that $5 foot long?

work only

An environment only pertaining to things & times having to do with labor for money.

This gm is for WORK ONLY.

Break it till it works

Where you break something in a way, that it works the way you want it to.

Im a firm believer in the, break it till it works mentality

That Ain’t Gone Work

A cleaner version of telling someone "HELL NAW"

Teacher: "Hey would you mind partnering up with Dylan for this assignment?"
Me: "Nah that ain’t gone work"

Crane Works

A woman whose knockers are so big that she has to have a crane to move them.

That woman must work for Crane Works!

Work Date

An enjoyable break-time occasion at work where colleagues, often with a hint of mutual affection, share a meal or quality time together.

You: "Hey Judy, wanna take a break and play Smash Bros in the playroom?"
Judy: "Sure! Let's do that!"

(Oh man, you won! Good for you! It sounds like a fun Work Date moment!)