Fuck you

Used so much it has now become a way to say hello to your close friends.

yOU: Hey it's Tim. HEY FUCK YOU ! *while waving to your Friend.

Tim: HEY FUCK YOU!. * and waves back

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unfuck you

A worse insult than "Fuck you." The previous implies that at least you'll get some. "Unfuck you" is a curse designed to ensure you don't get any at all.

Boss: You're fired
You: Yeah? Well Unfuck you asshole!

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are you a pedophile?

An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.

Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."

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to me to you

What the Chuckle Brothers say to each other in every episode of ChuckleVision.

"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
etc.

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waiting for you

a song sang by richard marx. it used to be my favorite song. in between colorado and gorham. general jerome bought her hamster general the cd. she listened to it over and over.

it still applies. to many situations.

no strings attatched. ill wait for you. wahtever that means. i will wait for you.

that is the definition of waiting for you. tf.

i am lame. idc.

good song. CHORUS X2

oceans apart day after day and i slowly go insane. i hear you voice on the line but it doesnt stop the pain.

if i see you next to never how can we say forever.

wherever you go. whatever you do. i will be right here waiting for you. whatever it takes or how my heart breaks i will be right here waiting for you.

i took for granted all the times that i thought would last somehow. i hear the laughter i taste the tears but i cant get near you now.

oh cant you see it baby, you've got me going crazy.

chorus x2

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Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

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Busting on you

Making fun of someone. Sarcastic joking around at someone's expense.

"Hey, I was just busting on you."

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