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If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"
example:
Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*
Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*
Its when you munching on dingle berries and your giving it to someone
So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
Ayo fuck this guy fam *punches guy in elevator*
Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
Blocked by someone that is in front of you taking their time without deference to your urgency.
"I got mosey fucked by some idiot at the checkout stand and missed the first 10 minutes of the game."
YOU!
you are one handsome chaotic fuck.