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ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure
ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af
Lil dick Timmy is people with lil dicks and named timmy or if there name starts with a d
Yo look at lil dick Timmy he got a lil wee wee
When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.
I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.
When you flex your dick inside your partners throat
Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex
A man with a pickle for a penis and olives as balls. In which a girl can munch on and they are regenerative.
Damn I want to munch on his crisp pickle dick.
A mental disease when you are so fixated on your gender reconstruction surgery
Na sam got major pickle dick right now