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a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)
“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”
someone who likes dicks. preferably a name you call your friends to make fun of them.
hey dick charmer, dont touch the remote, i was watching that!
guy speaks through a microphone in his school
hey guys its my dick uh uh uh
A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.
My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.
A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.
bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.
When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.
Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!
Starts August 7th ends August 14th
Hey did you know it is national suck dick week do you want to join me this week