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nice dick

A person who acts nice but also has passive aggressiveness

I like that dress! No offense though but my grandma can shop better than you :D”
“What a nice dick”

by John Trovolani January 13, 2023


DICK SLINGER

A dude with self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome at everything especially at slinging meat. Dick Slingers own their shit and know how to FUCK. A Dick slinger see’s himself as the alpha intelligent, confident and successful. Dick slingers are the man other men want to be!

WOW That guy is such a DICK Slinger!!!

by TheOffensiveCompany March 31, 2021


Dicks Normal

Definition: being of average quality or in general just average.

ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!

(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)

Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.

Definition of dicks normal: average or regular

by MasterBrewerJ February 14, 2020


Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 23, 2021


Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017


LIMP DICK

nathan jackson

nathan jackson is a limp dick

by Queenofthebawses November 6, 2018


maxs dick

12 incher with 10 inch gerth. Almost a shlong.

last night i saw a maxs dick. it was insane.

by lily goldy April 27, 2021