Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"
When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did
OR it can mean as a joke.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.
Person2: Failed my ass!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?
Person2: Because my ass said so.
THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️
person: whAt is 1+1?
person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö
When you give someone a raspberry on they ass.
Bend over lemme give you an ass berry.
when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake
*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*
“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”
a certain type of person who has immense confidence online/out of ass kicking range, but will walk the fuck away if they see you in the streets.
"jane doe is such a scary ass hoe! she loved talking all that shit on *insert social media* but won't pull up."
The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"