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My ass

The phatest ass around

Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"

by CoolBeanz! February 8, 2021


My Ass!

When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did

OR it can mean as a joke.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.

Person2: Failed my ass!

EXAMPLE TWO:

Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?

Person2: Because my ass said so.

by Dxrky May 31, 2022


My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️

person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019


Ass Berry

When you give someone a raspberry on they ass.

Bend over lemme give you an ass berry.

by lilartemis February 12, 2021


no-ass class

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake

*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”

by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023


scary ass hoe

a certain type of person who has immense confidence online/out of ass kicking range, but will walk the fuck away if they see you in the streets.

"jane doe is such a scary ass hoe! she loved talking all that shit on *insert social media* but won't pull up."

by erinexorcist February 25, 2023


Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

by bitchassonthehodickassonthego September 11, 2017