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Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
A day to celebrate Veronica Ramp and her accomplishments, although no where near as cool as Nate Bischoff day
Hey happy Veronica Ramp day, though I really wish it was Nate Bischoff day.
On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!
To hit the nic so many times in a day it is like you worked out your lungs
Yo I hit lung day to day my lungs are so sore.
May 19th is a day where you must appreciate and provide head pats to all Neko Girls, and Cat Boys :3
And if you are a Neko Girl/Cat boy please harass people into giving you snuggles and cuddles and headpats.
This is all.
Thank you.
Cat Girl: Hey! Its May 19th!!
Guy: So...
Cat Girl: Its Neko Day! That means I need Snuggles >:3
Guy: okay *snuggles*
Cat Girl: Nya!
Although the holiday states a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s day is a day where you give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.
Melanie: Why are you giving Isaiah so much attention?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured bitch.
Although the holiday states it’s just for a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s Day is a day where you’re suppose to give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.
Melanie: Why are you always talking to Isaiah?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured dumbass.