a certain type of person who has immense confidence online/out of ass kicking range, but will walk the fuck away if they see you in the streets.
"jane doe is such a scary ass hoe! she loved talking all that shit on *insert social media* but won't pull up."
The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
The action of taking kalbasa and jamming it deep into someone's assholes until they spew out dark matter.
Did you see his kalb ass after he was done with him?
The act of baking ass.
"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"
A large Ass one that is beautiful and yummie of a woman
Damn she got a wilderbeast ass
January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.
Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!
a day where you can slap anybody's ass
Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*