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Measures how many fucks you give from a scale of 1-10
Somebody who I hated wants to talk to me, so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter to him. I gave him a 0 amount of fucks to give
Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10
The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero
Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.
Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*
You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all
I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day
An expression used by cooldudes to express displeasure with something. As in "fuck my cameltoe".
Coach Klein says we have to run 6 whole laps? Ah fuck my camel.
When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*
guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*
guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*
guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*
guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"