A thing connected to long yellow big round ginormous testicals that can slap people in the face and it may hurt. Your dick may also get hard if your human
My dick got hard and it poked someone
sumn yo mama dont suck cuz she a lesbian
John: Hey Barb, wanna suck ma dick tonight?
Barb: No, I have plans.
*Barb goes to see their lesbian partner later that night.*
Pejorative term for "anything"
Jeff fancied himself and expert in the history of rock and roll bands, but he didn't know dick.
1.
a man's penis.
2.
anything at all.
3.
waste time; mess around
1.
"I want that big black dick in my fanny."
2.
"you don't know dick about this—you haven't a clue!"
3.
"Ugh, your such a dick!"