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When your parents are coming downstairs and you are trying to delete your Newgrounds porn but the tab is frozen. (random event that may happen in 2007)
Eileen: Watches Newgrounds porn even at 16
Jennifer: starts laughing
Dad: goes downstairs
Eileen: Oh fuck no! The tab is frozen and my dad is coming!
Jennifer: oh shit
To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.
Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.
It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)
OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)
To not have any control over your motorcycle. Unable to control the slow pace that you are currently attempting to hold. You should sell your motorcycle and try golf you shit heap
I watched you ride, your a fucking swapper
When you mess up so bad you say the the first words that come to your head. You may say this when:
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.
A: *Hits their knee a chair.
A: fuck shit bitch motherfucker.
Term used by r/namesoundalikes redditors to describe OP When they don't see the funny red circle that Describes a Certain Soundalike...
... Also, isn't that sub filled to the brim with Porn and Hawk Tuah? Why am I writing this?
"OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED CIRCLE YOU FUCKING EYEBROW"
To be in the absolute best possible state. Often used to refer to a person mood or well-being.
Person 1: I'm pretty good today. How are you?
Person 2 : I'm absolutely fan-fucking!