The Dirty Hopper, best spoken with a Boston accent, is the act of pulling a technical upper decker in a bathroom during any time when one simply cannot get their pants down and their ass on the toilet in time to shit. This can be very messy as sometimes one waits too long to finally let it out and it can become quite an embarrassing situation with a lasting memory amongst those involved
Horrified co-worker: "what the fuck is that smell?"
Disgusted co-worker: "I don't know, like someone shit and didn't spray"
Shocked co-worker: "Nooooope!....Lumpy pulled a Dirty Hopper!"
Unsurprised co-worker: "Ah, ah, ah, ah ,ah....the old dirty hoppah!"
When a girl is butt-fucked so hard by a fat cock that she throws up
“I totally gave that chick a dirty tatelyn!”
“How was the clean-up?”
When u put hot sauce on ur girls panties just before she goes gym so when she comes back u have to fuck her so good the u cum on her pussy to cool it down.
Nut in the shape of a lightning bolt on her forehead and yell "you're a wizard harry"
Ya bro just give her a Dirty Hagrid she'll definitely be into it !
A Bitch who’s always horny and finds most of her attractions from boys older then her.
“I like this guy so much he turns me on just seeing him”
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“Isn’t he like 6 years older then you?, you’re such a dirty jayanah”
when you take your ex's significant other and french kiss with them while pooping in front of your ex.
OMG John pulled a Dirty Remie last night!
The name of a martini served with an olive a girl sucked the pamento out of in front of you.
I was flirting with the sexy bartender and she served me a Dirty Dita free of charge.