The life of a redittor
Redditor 1: Hey , I watched a ton of porn on Reddit today and canceled a twitter user.
Redditor 2: Sick bro, I just watched 2 girls 1 cup, and it's cool. It's good were fucked up
Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.
The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
When someone tries to swindle their way out of making a full payment by taking what money they do have and balling it up hoping it will delay you from counting their payment until they have managed to slink away.
Im onto this new ball up move you little crooks be running around Mesa trying on people...early start to ruining you reputation to save a couple dollars...your ass isn't going to get away with shorting me.
means you love off naps man (preferably the dotish ones)
thumbs up👍 is used to show interest