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Dick tick

Stage 5 clinger!

Someone who won't leave you alone sexually.

Stocker, clinger, felica

Man that girl is a dick tick...
Shes been a dick tick ever since we hooked up!

by Theoriginalred February 12, 2016


Dick Tick

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.

His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.

by We’ve all been there. December 20, 2022


dick tick

when you punch someone so hard in their balls that it goes inside of them and now their dick resembles a vagina

i will fucking dick tick you if you do not shut the fuck up

by paleo_psychodelics January 22, 2020


Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 20, 2015


topple dick

When the D gets soft half way up and topples over like a tower

i was finna smash but turns out he had topple dick.

by tickledmeelmo March 5, 2023


Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 16, 2023


Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019